True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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