guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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