At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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