worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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