I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
