I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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