I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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