question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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