So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
COCAINE IS GR8
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
