Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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