Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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