when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you inspire me to be a worse person
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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