do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
