You made me cry and you don't even care
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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