Me too!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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