YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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