You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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