I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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