so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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