Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
