Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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