The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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