I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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