If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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