Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize
