the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
And then he peed in my hair
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