he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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