oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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