what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
she smelled like a LAN party
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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