Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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