Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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