Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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