can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
well you can't waste a boner
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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