Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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