He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
should my penis look like a turkey
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
