Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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