That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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