break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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