I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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