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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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