So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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