IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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