Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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