Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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