is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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