So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This baby is an asshole
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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