Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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