so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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