Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Randomize
