he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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