you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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