Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
