no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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