sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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