I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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