you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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